Weird dreams again.
Very weird dreams.
This one starts out, Im at some sort of game in another country.. prolly soccer, but I wasnt really paying attention. and I have been to this arena before in a previouse dream, so I started to wonder around. and I have my sisters camra BTW. So I want tot get closer to the feild to get better picts, and as soon as i do, this guard with a REALLY big gun starts yelling at me in another laungage and pushing me back, so I back up where there are loads of people, and he shouts "Keep GOING" so i back up, and back over this line on the grass where everyones sitting. He shouts "Tourist THERE" and walks off really angry. So only natives get to be close, ok, I can deal with that, since Im not even really paying attention.
Si I wonder around this place, and its built on there huge cliffs, and its just beautiful. There are fountains, and mountians and a lake at the bottom of the cliff, and So im taking LOADS of picture, because its great, and everyone should see it.. So Im wondering around, when another guards starts yelling at me in some launguage, and pushing, and I dont know what to do, when he says "Damn Americans, and pushes my into the fountain. Next thing I know, Im being pulled down and...
Then Im in this bathroom. Its like a lockerroom bathroom. Im sitting on the floor under the shower, and the shower is on. I still have the camra, which I decide is water proof and fine, I get up and go out, and its the bathroom of this dirty gross little futuristic diner... There are like 3 little tables (like the tables in the tacobell in the mall? The ones where it takes two to eat a meal at) and all the wall are filled with videogames. like the sit in ones at Chucky Cheese. There are a few people in there, and so I snap a picture, what the hell, right? And someone gets up out of the race car game... Its my mormon boy Chris!
He comes over like everything is kewl, and is like "Hey Izzy! havnt seen you in forever! I didnt know you skipped!" Im thinking WTF, so is this what mormons do on there missons? but someone else comes over and they are talking about "Skipping" and what not, and something about oh, I must be a werewolf, since im not a true skipper... (ok, so ya, my dreams are extra weird) So there talking, and Im listening and theres a weird, big, dark skinned fella (not black, but like... eerr... islander?) just staring.. scary... and the other guy notices my looking at him and says "Oh thats Henry, he cant talk but he's harmless" But I dont THINK he's harmless.. icky vibes ya know?
So This light appears from the back of this resterant, and Chris says to me "You better go, you know skippers and werewolves dont get along" and pushes my towards the restroom area. I hear something about the pipes and Im int he girls bathroom. So ya.. In comfused.. but maybe thats how i do it, right? move throught he pipes? he he, and so out of one of the stall comes that weird henry guy! ACK! and he starts stepping towards me all creepy like and next thing I know, I mualed him. So I must have been a dog girl... right? So now Im scared, I run and jump towards the toilet! And...
Im in another shower. this ones all dark, and clean, and the bathroomis all wood inlaid. and I still have this damn camra. I come out and theres this young guy standing there, looking very confused. He asks my where the hell I came from and I told him, the shower! He blinks, grabs my arm and says "You need to talk to my boss"
So we walk through this house, its like a normal house, except its got magic show stuff everwhere. hhmmm.. maybe there perfomers? (no, Im not subtle in my dreams or anything) And as we walk this girl about my age with dark long hair follows us and asks where the hell I came from and the guy says "the toilet" I dont say anything, but I think , no the SHOWER. oh wel, still is weird either way.
So we come in the room where this older guy is working on what looks like a weird raft made of wood, and i see a big sign that says "guillotine" hhhmm... weird looking guillotine. oh well. The young guy nudges my forward and says "Tell him where your from" My, being a start ass say "The land beneith the toilets! No, Not really, but the shower.. " I notice there all looking at me funny, "No, Im not really crazy..." Thats not working.. "Well, Im not a threat to myself or others!" Now Im fearing that there gunna lock my in the padded room, and really wishing I could have stayed with Chris, couse atleast I knew him.
So I sit down and the people all start working on there project and the girl says something about the county not being open till morning... and their talking about there show.. appearently they DO do a magic act, but instead of like, when they saw someone in half and everythings kewl, they use cadavers and REALLY saw them in half.. all gross and gory, and appearently people love it. Eww.
So the young guy says something about this weird looking guillotine not being safe around something and the older guy get REALLY mad and tells him and the girl to get out, but for my to stay. (eek!) they leave, like beaten puppies, and Im sitting there, and He starts telling my how he cant get a cadaver for the show, so he's lucky I howed up, this will be the best show because it will ALL BE LIVE. Ok, so I panic, get up and start for the sliding glass door, he tried to block my, but Im much faster then he thought, and I start running down the street, him after me screaming.
In real life im a crappy runner, and so I think he must be right on me, but I look back and Im way ahead of him! must be the werewolf thing. It dawns on my I should change into a dog and run faster, but I really dont want him to see that, so I just keep running. I hear him shout "Then I'll flood the street, and turn on the electricity!" ok, NOW who's the crazy one! So Im running down all these streets, and I start to notice all the fire hydrents are turning on... flooding the street!! EEP! I dont give a damn where the electricity comes from, but Im pretty sure he'll get it and I'll be toast...
So I see this reflecting pool up on a hill abouve the town, and hey, it MUST have a drain, right?
So Im running towards it, and suddenly he appears in front of me, with a box cutter. (one of the safty ones from work, yay!) He comes at me with it, and i keep trying to block him, and my arms are getting all cut up. I manage to grab the box cutter and I slash him with it and he laughs "Now if I kill you, its self defence!" and Im thinking, well, Im screwed. So I bolt past him and make for the pool, soaking wet, everything is flooding, I dive into the pool and its much deeper then I though. I swim towards the drain and..
Now Im an old lady, trying to make it up the hill to the reflecting pool. there are people gathered around, oh no, Im to late. I come up and the police are there, along with on lookers and that strange perfomer fellow. I look down and there she is.. there I am! arms all cut up, electricuted and drowned. The older guy is trying to say how she attacked him and he tried to defend himself, but the police are noticing she has more cuts then he does...
I look at my old, wrinkled arms.. and i have scars.. from cuts... loong looooong ago.. and...
SCREEEEEEAAAAAAACH
My hermit crabs wake me up... clawing on there tanks.
ok.. I really woke up. I roled over and fell back asleep.
Im back at the part where Im running from crazy guy and he's shouting about the water... I take a sharp turn and decide to turn into a dog, and bolt faster then I have ever gone before.
Im panting, and exhuasted.. and I figure he wont be looking for a dog, so I start walking along... (and I STILL have that damn camra) when I see the young guy I met earlier sitting on the curb, smoking and talking to minself.. he seems really upset. He noticed the dog behind him and starts taling to me. "Well, atleast If Im taliing to you Im not talking to myself boy. I think my boss is nuts.. and maybe a killer, Im not sure.. But what can you do? I mean, I have no proof, and He pays me really well..."
Aww... I feel bad for him. I sit down next to him and say "Ya, life can be a bitch sometimes."
I notice he's staring. Oh ya, Im a dog. So since Im already a smart ass.. "What you never seen a talking dog with a camra before?" He blinks and just keeps smoking and staring...
"You know, that guys gunna try and kill me.. and when he finds out you know, I bet he makes an act out of you to" I say to him.. He puts out his cigerette and stands up. "So what do I do, go to the cops and tell them my boss is trying to kill a dog that came out of his shower?"
"Well, I wasnt a dog when I came out of the shower, not WAS I"
And I wake up again. Time for work.
